Middle Finger Witch Statue
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š"BLESSED BE THIS B*TCH"šĀ
Meet your new patron saint of petty revenge-the MiddleFinger Witch statue. Perfect for hexing exes, silencing hatersand manifesting pure chaotic energy.
Why she's spellbinding:ā100% UNFILTERED-Casts side-eye and cursesā WITCH APPROVED- Hand-painted resin with "go to hell"elegance
ā GREAT FOR altars, desks, or passive-aggressive gift-giving
š„"NOT TODAY, SATAN... OR YOU, KAREN."š„
#WitchyVibes #HexThePatriarchy(Broom not included, Attitude comes standard.)
CTA]"SUMMON THE SASS" with animated lightning effect
šØāØĀ Work Sucks Desk Goddess
Tired ofĀ politelyĀ tolerating nonsense? LetĀ Venus de Miloās sassier sisterĀ do the talking for you. ThisĀ Renaissance queenĀ has upgraded her missing arms to aĀ perfectly placed middle fingerābecause some days, art should say what weāre all thinking.
Why Sheās a Moodā¢:
šĀ Historyās First TrollĀ ā AĀ 4/8-inchĀ masterpiece ofĀ eco-resin sass, blendingĀ classical beautyĀ withĀ modern ānopeā energy.
šļøĀ Museum-Grade PettyĀ ā Antique stone finish =Ā Louvre-worthy shade. Heavy base =Ā wonāt toppleĀ (unlike your patience).
š Ā Silent But DeadlyĀ ā For when your:
CoworkerĀ ājust quick questions!ā youĀ again
Group chatĀ wonāt stop pinging
Inner voiceĀ screamsĀ āI WILL NOT BE GASLIT TODAYā
Perfect For:
āĀ FeministsĀ whoĀ cut through BS like a marble chisel
āĀ Art snobsĀ with aĀ dark sense of humor
āĀ AnyoneĀ whoās ever whisperedĀ āI am begging you to shut upāĀ with a smile
ā ļø Warning:Ā Side effects include:
Sudden urge to display prominently at family dinners
Coworkers finally taking the hint
Your therapist askingĀ āWhereād you get that? I need three.ā
š„ āVenus Didnāt Survive Centuries Just to Be Nice.ā
šĀ Claim Your Goddess-Level Clapback Today!
P.S. Pair with ourĀ Middle Finger Pilot CollectionĀ for a fullĀ āNo More Mr. Nice GirlāĀ decor theme.Ā āØš
šPACKAGE INCLUDES
- Ā 1 * Middle Finger Witch Statue
- Size: 4 inch
- Handmade
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